Comedy Writings

Other the past few months I have been writing some pretty strange, supposedly funny - pieces? I don't know what to call them. I submitted them to places like McSweeneys and well... let's just say there's a reason their published here. Anyway, enjoy: (listed by newest first)

Clive Mytrace - Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia

One night I wondered what a wikipedia page for just some regular american guy would look like. So i wrote one. I might write some more of these 'wikifolks' pages if anyone likes it.

iDerek – Your new governmentally-mandated AI pal

AI satire written around the time those weird AI devices like the Rabbit R1 and the humane AI pin were coming out.